~The Rice Cooking Conversation~
From the thread, "Wrath of the Ban Hammer":
@Yujao: "Banned because my rice isn't done cooking and I want to eat--"
@Mythia: "Banned for not getting rice cooked fast enough."
@Yoshi: "Banned because the rice is probably already done and that person probably finished eating by now"
@Mythia: "Banned because there's no proof to that claim lawl"
@Yoshi: "Banned because my cat told me to"
@Mythia: "Banned because Yoshis don't have cats"
@Yujao: "Banned because I am indeed finished eating my rice now xD"
@Mythia: "Banned because I am not finished eating my imaginary rice and this fake offends me."
@Yoshi: "Banned because rice doesn't even exist in the dimension I live in"
@Asterie: "banned because what is imaginary rice. what is food. what is the meaning of life."
@Mythia: "Banned because a philosophical question has been brought up and someone doesn't know what food is. Bless you."
@Yoshi: "Banned because it's too late at night here to think about the meaning of life."
@Asterie: "banned because it's never to late to evaluate what is the meaning of life"
@Yoshi: "Banned because everything is hilarious rn"
@Tea: "Banned because i'm feeling cranky today .-."
@Liss: "Banned because you're talking about the meaning of life while I'm thinking about that it's almost 7am and I want to go back to sleep."
@Yujao: "Banned because me and my rice didn't intend to spark a philosophical debate about the meaning of life oops"
@Tea: "Banned because cooked rice can lead to deep conversations o.o"
@Mythia: "Banned because deep conversations cannot lead to cooked rice."
@Yoshi: "Banned because rice is the meaning of life"
@Tea: "Banned because deep rice can't lead to cooked conversations o.O"
@Mythia: "Banned because cooked conversations has been proven scientifically to deepen the rice."
@Tea: "Banned because rice conversations have been scientifically proven to deepen the cooking."
@Yoshi: "Banned because rice cooking conversations deeply"
@Asterie: "banned because deep cooking deepens the rice"
@Mythia: "Banned because conversations is being left out."
@Tea: "Banned because cooking conversations rice the deep o.o"
@Mythia: "Banned because rice is being used as a verb and is hurt :,D"
@Tea: "Banned because there is nothing wrong with a cooking conversation about ricing the deep ;-;"
@Asterie: "banned because what about deepening the rice about conversing cooking"
@Tea:"banned because no one deepens the rice while conversing about cooking -_-"
~One Word Story~
In a bucket near Bagend lived Dangermouse. She had two little furry friends that had the eaten many carrots and allergic to soap. It came bumbling handsomely to her and then ostentatiously announced her that she was insane, which made her cross the river of despair to be killed by puppies in the cavern of lava and hail. However, monsters appeared and kidnapped everyone!
Just as the lizard started to sunbathe, it noticed a witch with three hundred cupcakes, which smelled disgusting but looked like heaven- so she grabbed a fork and ate all seven Candies, which opened portals to Mars and Jupiter... but an animal got slithery without even saying "hello" and everyone partied hard.
The cyborg decided to disown his father because he has severe lisp problem, and also a human daughter tried vanishing into the void. Shamelessly, the lemon thief pilfered lemons when, suddenly, the cyborg vanquished into a void, where he ate stardust and turned into planets. Rapidly, everything around him turned bright red and he said, "Hey, I love pizza without toppings, but bacon is my favourite food."
The angel ate some vanilla toppings, while, and he stopped for love songs by Mark Twain. He danced until he puked badly all of the food he'd devoured. Aliens awoke to sounds of penguins screaming because a gargling anaconda broke its fangs at a party inside the mansion graveyard. Then, the main event started but clowns kicked the nearby baby, a bothersome tiger poked poodles with hundreds; twenties of jagged purple umbrellas hit softly the mighty tiger when, suddenly, the shark eviscerated thousands of treasure. She teleported into London Bridge because someone pooped rainbows while eating companions after midnight. Screams were heard by trolls that hunt dragons. The ancient dragon was sleeping when two tiny people cried about dead potatoes that loved cupcakes and children. "Wow!" said the tadpole that exploded from a pinecone falling towards the flowers and rabbits after crying "Wolf", so hippos feasted on the Queen so she exploded into five crystals that opened presents and gates to Christmastown. Skeletons with bananas read books about growing up, and potatoes couldn't be bothered with kissing cauliflowers.
Sometimes you couldn't breath, until they pooped bananas into baskets. Why would siamese cats eat maple syrup covered with rotten eggs? Suddenly a coffee brown like creature named Bob appeared before potatoes and monkeys without any heads exploded into pieces of chocolate cake toppings and children. Everybody was happy until you married, then you'll cheat on Zaboomafoo with Obama because he's ugly and old. Never again would Vladamir lick colourful fruit for Bae, because pancakes hate flies.
“Stop loving sirens and sing about tumblr instead,” said his mistress and crocodiles right there watching. It wasn't morning in Equestria until the iced lake exploded forcing babies into the volcano Pompeii. There are many ducks. So you scream "Why ducks?" and cry tears of lava. Monkeys even hurt the whole turtle before life. Jumping jacks with sharks that loved unicorns in dresses without pink ribbons or green sequins. Squidward rises from the blancmange. Spongebob rises like bubbles from England in war.
~The Most Interesting Descriptions...~
From the thread, "Describe the person above you!"
@Fantasia describing Tea: You are a tea-drinking whiz who works in in a tea shop in the most exclusive district of Eldarya and who works as a crime-fighting sleuth in the Shadow Guard by night. Your double-identity is known to very few, except of course when they catch your natural scent of tea.
@Saluna describing my looks: You look like... The creation of a lonely and extremely ill scientist who set out to make the most beautiful bride he could. He painstakingly sewed together each piece lovingly but unfortunately only finished his work just in time for him to pass away.
